Then, all of us will "WAHHHHHhhh, WOOoooo, Woahhhhh". I oso haf a lot of tinks 2 say...

Bringing the scene back to now, all I could see was not a crowd, only 3 ppl... After a while of eating, the doorbell rang... That's my cousin, I called him 'DA kor kor', wif his wife and their cute little baby... Well, in fact, I dint actually look at the baby face 2 face b4... The reason? Hmmm... It's quite personnal actually... Well, I dunno why I haf problems trying 2 communicate wif my DA kor kor's wife... Totally no idea... It seems as if she dun like me since a long time ago... Well, at 1st when she became my cousin-in-law, I dint noe how 2 greet her coz I dont noe her 2 well... Well, as days go by, I still keep mute, nv realli greeted her... Up till now, I still dunno y I dont greet her, juz tt my feeling wasnt there but sometimes I did smile 2 her in place of greeting... Then, she gave birth 2 a baby gal... Wooo, I haf bcame a Uncle again!! I would see her oftenly at my grandma's hse, everytime I feel lik approaching 2 look at the baby's gal face, I wld recall abt my appearance... Yes, I looked undecent... All the spike hair, the ring on my middle finger and my choker!!!

Alright... Let's not tok abt sad stuffs, let's move on to the happy part... Well, due 2 the fact I dint watch the fireworks properly 4 the prev. countdown, I make it super clear that I will go down tis time 4 a full-view of fireworks... Well, the few of us, edison, addison, keck, ber, Lian jie, Alvin, J-chan N me all chiong down 2 marina bay 2 c the fireworks... I cant rmb wat's tt place, tink it's called 1 fullerton... Well, we find a empty spot and all of us sit down 4 a veri short picnic... We eat and drink and chat... Then, 11.58pm came... I immediately stood up and looked into the beautiful nite sky... Then abt 2 mins later...

A few flying fireballs suddenly came into my view and caught my attention... I was paying close attention 2 it when it suddenly burst into beautiful fireworks... "Boom!" Immediately, more fireworks were fired and soon, the whole nite-sky was brightened up by the fireworks... My mouth automatically open up and my eyes became wide-open, then the "wahhhhhhhh" sound came out of my mouth... I "wahhhh" softly, and soon, I found myself shaking my head slowly wif "impressions"... I was totally impressed by those fireworks, they are juz too beautiful... Boy!! It's fantastic... Suddenly, I heard a voice saying wat look down onto the river... I followed tt guy's advice and I looked at the river... It was realli beautiful... The reflections are as if we were havin a war wif the aliens, where the sky will be brightened up by bullets and missiles and explosions... But if it realli is a war, I wouldnt be tinking tt it is beautiful... YEAH!!! WAR PEACE!! All these fireworks pictures were taken by Jeremy Chan... Yup, he is veri good at photography wif only 1 problem... He don't say 3, 2 1... He juz snapped even b4 u get ready... I haf an evidence here... Tis pic was taken when Shaun haben get ready... Haha...

After watching the fireworks, the group of us shouted "HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2 U ALL" and a lot of ppl looked at us... Then suddenly, I heard 'gong xi fang cai' in dialect... Haha, 1 uncle reply back 2 us lor... No1 reply back 2 us anytink Xcept 4 tt uncle... After the shouting, we took some pics 2gether and then we went back 2 hougang... All of them went home Xcept 4 Lian jie, me, J-chan and Edison... We wen 2 Hougang Green's Mac 2 haf supper/breakfast... We chatted 4 a while until we feel hungry...A '20-pcs chicken nuggets' was ordered 2 ease our grumbling stomach... We finished the food within 10 mins and then we continued our chat... Edison lent me his i-river and let me listen 2 those songs which he tink is nice... We chatted and chatted, chatted until it was like 4am... Woah, tml we still have 2 'bai-nian' lor so all of us decided 2 went home... I dun wan 2 receive 'Hongbao' in a sleepy state...

I hereby, Lam Yong Jin, wanna wish U all a Happy Chinese New Year!!!! New Year Happy, Year Year got fish, GONG XI FA CAI!!! HAPPINESS ROLL ROLL COME!! GOOD LUCK OSO COME ROLLING!!!

SeeiN All loTs Peeps olDer ThaN mE, I wAS So SiAnzz... WhEN tHe woRkiN DAyS WaS Still LoNg I wlD B lik hopiNG 2 faST 4wARd My liFe 2 ReaCh tHe W0RkiN dAYs... BuT n0W WhEn tHe W0rK keePs DrAWing NeAReR, I BeCumIng MoRE N m0RE SiaNzz of The W0RkIn DaYs... I WAs H0piNG tt I Ditn T00K uP tt J0B... I wASnT tt EntHU liAo...

wE MaDe OuR WaY sLoWlY 2 tHe Bus-st0p TT WE Are Supp0Sed 2 MeeT ValeNtinE... ValEntinE wASnT tHeRE WhEn We ReAChEd, iT t00K HiM a WhilE 2 ReaCh... WE All t00k bUs 72 N WEn StrAigHt 2 yio Chu KaNg BuS inTErcHaNge... The Time WAs 8.30am, Yes, We WeRe Supp0Sed 2 MeeT the 'BOss' AT 8.50am... Nvm, We Still g0t tiMe... Keck HabEn rEaCh Yet AnYwaY... I weN 2 ThE ToilEt N StaRtEd mY BuSinEss... Damn... BeloW is A XtrACt WhicH is n0t PleAsaNt... So if U dun LikE 2 d() BuSinESs, Dun Read The parAgrapH in RED...

Well, I REalli HaD a DiFFiCulT TimE TrYiNg 2 Find A cubicle... All tHe 'Sit' 1 aRE OcCupiEd... BoTh ThE 'SquAt' 1 wAS h0WeVer, UnoCCupiEd... BuT i Dun UsE th0Se... 4 Me, I DunNo WheThEr i Am UniquE or StrANge... My b0Th fEEt CAnT ResT FlaTly On The gRouNd When i'M SquaTtiNg... If i Do Tt, I'll Dr0ppEd d0wN... I TiNk It'S bc0Z Of mY CG(cEntRe oF gRAviTy) BcumiN HigHeR In mY b0dY bAh... BuT 0F aLL The FreNz I hAd AskEd 2 Sh0w mE wHeThER ThEY coUlD, THEY all CAN!!! Wtf... Am i UniqUE? c00L! oR Am i Juz WeiRd? hmmm... anyWAy, I waiTed 4 5 mIns N finallY i CanT 'biG-sHouT' (TaHaN)aNym0RE... I Chi0Ng tHe SquaT 1... WEll, At 1St, I TriEd The WaY I CANt... WhiCh iS tHe BotH feeT BeiNg flaT... WhilE, ImmEdiAtelY AftER i TriEd tt... I caN fEEl The 'suanNesS' (TiRednESs) On mY b0Th LeGs... It's As iF My Feet WeRe Supp0RtiN An ElEphaNT oR sumTiNK... wiThiN 2 seCs, My LeGs weRE TreMbliNg... OK!!! lET's B h0neSt... I CanT do IT!!! N I Os0 Haf 2 SaY I Om0St Fell d0wN iNt0 TT ToilET h0lE... HeNg, I Able 2 St0p My FAll... I ChAngEd Int0 A m0re ComFoRtAblE BuT Oso QuiTe TiRiNg PoSiTion N FiniShEd My buSinESs...

Wooo, It Was 8.45 WheN My 'buSinEss' FoldEd... I weN ouT BuT kEck WAs Still n0T tHere... Haha, We all iN fEAr Of BeiN LaTE ChioNg 2 The PolY... Pai SaNgiNg Keck... We WeRE DefiniTelY laTe... Well, The sEnTeNce The 4 oF uS, wei Qin, ValentinE, Nic N mE KepT couGhiN OuT is " OIE!!! KECK LEH? EVERYTIME LATE 1 LEH HIM!!!!" Haha, I cougHed Out oNly a fEW timEs bc0Z i 0s0 eVerYtime laTe... :X

KeCk finAlly ArrIvEd AFteR a WhilE oF WaitiNG... A teAChER camE 2 Our AiD By BriNgiNG Us 2 The PlACe KeCk's lETter Has The ADdreSs oF... well, WE WeN 2 tHe XacT AddREss But It Wasnt The PlaCe 2 MeeT!!! Haha... The TeacHer ThEn briNG uS 2 tHe loBby... The XaCt PlaCe 2 MeeT... hEre We Was an0thER teAcHEr... She BrouGht Us inTo tHe offiCe N I wAS Realli Realli VEri DisappoInTed WhEn i Wen iNto tHe r00m 4 MeetiNG... THERE WAS NO GALS In TT meEtinG rM... MeaNiNg All tHe pe0pLe woRkiN wiF uS Are MAN!!!! HaiZZz, LookS liK Tis ValEntinE's DAy I Haf 2 SpeNd aloNe AgaiN... WTf... I rMb I tolD DaviD lasT yR Tt Last Yr Was THe Last Yr I spEnd my ValeNtIne's DAy AloNe... Haha, His REsponSE wAS, "h0w c0me u So SuRE".... WEll, i Was confiDenT tt TimE 2 SAy a 1000 rEas0nS 2 Him... But n0W, My RePly 2 Him is "YES!!! I AM VERI SURE!!! SO SURE TT i Will B aLOnE TT daY aGaiN... HAha" Well, I 'gAVe mYSelF a Tap on my ShouldEr N saY ' Nxt Yr Will Haf 1!!' WEll, MaYb... Juz likE in tiS piC

Okie, It's GettiNG a Bit 2 loNG... so i Cut Sh0RT... StraigHt 2 My w0Rk... loTs oF peoplE KepT askiNG Wat diD i do 4 my w0Rk... WEll, We juZ packeD thE goodiE bAgS... PulliNG the PapER bAG's StriNG,Putting The leaFleTs inSidE, PuTTing The n0tEpaD iN, Passing The Bags 2 thE nXt D00r 2 do OthER tiNks... n U cAN Tok 2 Ur FreNz WhilE w0RkiNG...EASY? WEll, I Haf 2 AdmiT, IT WAS EASY!! BUT!!! DOING THESE ACTIONS tH0uSanDs oF timES or MaYb 10 Th0uSanDs of TimES a DAy WAsnT eASY... It WAs oSo Damn BoriNG... WE WeRE EvEn j0KiN tt WE couLd do Th0sE ACtionS WhEN slpiNG... LolZ... but LuCkilY ValEntinE tHEy all WAs woRkiNg 2geTher wiF mE... I rEalli DuNNo WAt 2 Do iF I'm tHe oNlY GuY doiN tt... It WAs FAR 2 BoRiNG... AnYway... LotS of TiNks WE Tok aBt... anYwaY It WAs oSo 2dAE we g0t 2 n0E 2 New FreNz... 'Fal'( tt's WAd i Called HiM, his Name is lonGer) N 'JonAtH0n '... BotH of ThEM aRE 'A' lVls waiTing duDes... Well, ThEre Was suMtiNk i MuZ Realli SAY!!! DO i Look liK LiK AStRO BOY WheN i WeAR JACKET? HAha, TT's waT Nic KepT calliNG me!!! hAHa, U meAN i looK aS CutE AS him?? HAha... Jkjk... WEll, We WEn H0mE at 5.30pm... Yes, 2dAE we WeRe Veri EnThu... w0Rk Damn FASt... I tiNk tHe 7-day j0B is GoiN 2 ChaNge 2 A 4-day joB... Wtf... My m0nEY!!!

i Wld Realli Haf quiTTed The j0b eVen if tHe Pay waS higHer bUt My fREnZ WaSnt tHERe... HAha, W0rking wiF fREnZ is Realli FUN!!! FUN FUN N MORE FUN!!!

The Sec1 OriEnaTion Of 2005 Still Run CleaR in my miNd... So fAst, a yR Has pASSeD...Cool! 2dae WAs tHe 1St Day i wakE up oN earlY moRniNG... JuZ liK NoRmal Sch dAYs... Hmmm... Well, tt's UsuALly WAt u Do WhEn U DUN HAVE 2 GO SCH!!! SumTiMeS I WaS S() SAd, HeAriNG loTs oF FuN tiNks Abt tHeiR New JC... WAT OG la, wat g0t loTs of (Chio bu)s lA, I wAS lIk, Can oNly LiStEn But CanT ReplY... C0z I dUn hAF a JC 2 toK aBt... All I Can Do iS jUz LiSteN N LiSteN... I liKe 2 Tok ThE m0ST... So It WAs QuiTe miSeraBle 4 mE 2 juZ liSteN wiF mY moUth CloSed...

aNyWAy, Tt DAy, I StRugGled 2 pull aWaY Frm The AttRacTioN of My BEd N weN 2 Took A h0t baTh... Yes, my h0t bAth WAsNt UsiNg a HeATEr, i was UsiNG A pail of WAter... tHe AnCiEnt WAy eh, Well, I tiNk mY GraNdpA DiD PreSSed The SwiTch b4 4 The HeaTEr N ThEn, My Wh0lE Hse BlaCkoUt... Well, Back 2 2DAe, aFteR I bAThEd FiniShed, I StAyEd In My toilEt AS uSuAl 2 REflEct oN mySelF... WEll, UsuallY ToilET is ThE TiNkiN Rm 4 mE, I Lik 2 TiNk inSiDe The ToilEt, iT iS tHE PlAce I can gET pEACe BAh... I StaYed InSiDe 4 LiK 6 minS N tHeN WEn 2 My Rm 2 Get ReADy 2 leAVe... I LookEd AT My BeD, aTTraCtioN of My Bed FoRmEd iNto A pAir oF hAnd N DrAGged Me iNto It... H0wEvER, I LooKed at mY WatCh N FounD ouT i'M goiN 2 B LaTE... So, I foRcED MySelF fREe Frm Th0Se 'PorN' hAnds N WEn ouT 2 comB my HaiR... ThEn, I weN ouT... afTEr WaitiNg a WhilE 4 LiaN jiE N tEReNce Neo, BEAr, all Of us HeADed 4 monTfoRT SEc... Yea, I'm Back...

Tis Sch, Full oF meMoriEs, It Grew Me Up, It juZ contaiNs SimplY 2 MuCh un4gEttAble MemOriES... SomE Are So Sad Tt ThEY leAVe A ScAR on My MinD N s0mE so Fun TT mAkes iT Un4gEttaBle... ManY BroThErs i MAde hEre, N loTs oF HomiEs MadE hEre... juz kiDDiNg... AnYway, WhEn i SteppEd inTo tHe Sch, My MinD WeN iNto A WhiRl, If giVen a 2nD ChANce, will I go Ci couRse? If i HaDnt GiVe Up thE 1St tiMe, I Wld B WeaRiNg hAlf- U n0w... N thEre Wld B a Peak-CAP in My Bag... N tRuSt Me, if I WeRe a Cadet InspeCtor,(bUt I Aint 1, I 'm OnlY a StAff Sgt) I wlD immEdiAtelY Kn0ckEd all The SlaCkiNG NCOs I SaW tHe momEnt I steppEd into the SCh...

U mAY b TiNkiN tt I'm A PumpiNg MaNiAc, WEll, I caN saY i Am!! BuT I PumpEd 4 a ReAs0n, N 4 tIs sec4s NCOs 2006, I hAf MoRE tHAn 1 Reas0n... I uSed 2 Be So ProuD oF ThEm, eVeN thouGh TheY CanT leARn fASt, ThEy R williNg 2 LeaRn, Try TheiR bESt... I hAd OwaYs WanTed 2 Train ThEm Into NCOs WAy BettER tHan my BatCh... I Had Nv Took Sec1s N 2s Xcept 4 the Camp... tHe n0rMal rouTine of Me WAs Juz PuTTing My BaGs d0wN N hEaDed Straight 4 My Sec3s(2005)...I spEnd LotS of BlooD, SwEaT N TeARs On TheM, JuZ 2 BriNg thEm 2 The BEST... In 2005, I UsEd 2 B AngRy Wif TheM, But PRouD of ThEM, Of theiR HarDw0Rking AttiTuDe, N I wAs Os0 HappY 2 B wiF TheM... Yes, i Kn0CkEd Them N Kn0cKed MysElf, But i waS N0t at all FeeliNG TirEd, Y? Bc0z I aM doiNg Wif ThEm , shouTing 2gEthER Wif ThEm "1 StaFf, 2 stAff, 3 staff..." I Was ExpEctiNg NPCC 2 Fly AfteR TheY Take oVEr...

hAha, But tiS viSit mAke me Feel tt tHey R n0t NCOs, TheY aRE Juz 'Over-agEd cAdEts'... n0W, tHe 3 FeeliNs i Had in 2005 wAs replAced wiF AnGeR, DiSappoinTmeNt N m0re DisAppOintMeNt... tHe BatCh tt I lauGhed 2geTheR wiF N KnockEd 2geThER Wif HaS ChaNgED... n0t 4 The BetTEr...

tHe 1sT tInk TT thEy piSSeD me Off WAs thE teNtaGe DisplaY 4 tHE Sec1s 2 sEE... ThEY wEre a bit 'fASt'... TooK tHem quitE a While 2 FiniSh... Nvm, I CloSe 1 EyE, tHen tHe XinmiN sEc Came... I wAS FeeliN MayB Tis Yr my NCOs coUld make Up 4 thE miStakEs We hAd D0nE Last Yr, 4 n0t entertainiNg tHem Well EnuFF... Yet, 4 tHe Wh0le MoRniNG, WhEnever I lookEd at tHE Xinmin NPCC cADets, They owAYs l00kEd SiaNz... Nvm, I t00k s0mE HeaVy DumB-bells 2 FoRce d0wn my Eye-liDs 2 CloSe 1 eYe...

afTer a While, I weN iNto The NPCC St0Re... I sAW My 3 NCOs on tHe Sofa, Each h0lDin A riFle. By Tis TimE, My Dumb-bells Had Dr0ppEd, N my BlooDy EyEs WeRE WiDe-opEn, b0tH wErE... I ASkEd " wAT ARe U 3 DoiNG in THe Room?"

tHe AnSwerS frm tHEm WAS "hABeN ouR sHiFt Yet"

Yes, AfteR hEARiN Tis Ans, My BloodY eYes WeRe BcUmINg hoT, So h0t ThAT it BuRsteD into FlamEs... But tEarS of DisaPPoiNtmeNts WasHed AwAy thE flamEs... My Drag0n oF AngER wAS Abt 2 flY ouT 2 Sh0ut AT tHem, But i CloSe my MouTh... I jUz WAnnA ASk, ouTsiDes, Do NCOS HAVE SHIFTS?? DO THEY?? THIS ISNT LIKE WORKING!!! THERE IS NO MORNING SHIFT OR NIGHT SHIFT!!

WEll, tHe EnDiNG TiNk ThEy PiSS me Off Is The AskiNG oF uR SENIOR NCOS hu Has PASS OUT frm NPCC 2 hElp u GuyS... I WAs WaiTiN 4 thE PPL 2 CleaR thE tEntAge After The OrieNaTioN bY Wei Yi... Nvm, Tis KiNd of TiNk nvm, TheY Dun hAF maNpoWEr Wad, Cant BlamE... thEn, WEi jun Came Wif hiS sEc 3s (in 2006) n Clear The TentAGe... It t00k Them m0re tHAn 5minS 2 ArriVe... Nvm, tHen, Wei Jun Ask me 2 UnfolD a Tent Wif Him, Tt Dun piSS me Off... It iS WhEn i tiNk Abt wHeN i Last timE as A NCO, tHe J0b oF SEnioR NCO wAs 2 hAf a Good Look at thE UNIT N thEn leAVe, Not HelpinG ouT wif TiNkS... I hAD nV CAme Acr0SS a BatCh oF NCOs tt HAs AskEd His PASS-ouT NCO 2 help hIm... I dun bLame WEi juN... He CAnt finD ManpowEr N i Tink he iS ruNniN ouT of TimE...

In THe End, I gAVe tHem A DEBriEf Tt Was Om0St liK a ScolDin 4 tHeM... I duNnO whEthEr The W0Rds CAn Go in theiR hEAd An0t, buT at LeaST I tRiEd...

tHerE's Still tt TiNkiN tt ThEY cAN BriNG MONTFORT NPCC UP iN mE... ALL i WisH 4 thE sec4s NCOs Is TT TheY Will Try TheiR bESt in TakiNg Care Of tHE UNIT... I duN cARE wHeThER U guYs Get SILVER AWARD OR GOLD!!! I onli CaRed ABt ThE UNIT! No poiNt GettiNg thE GOLD AWARD if UR uniT SUX! JUz Do uR bEST NCOS!!!! AS loNG AS U gUys do Ur BeST... RoCk On, NCOs... N tHE WHOLE OF MONTFORT NPCC!!

We plAyEd At 1St, de_dust tis map was... C00l... I WAs in T, WEll, ThEre Was 1 gUy I wlD b AfrAid 2 go Face 2 FAce... Liannie, Haha... His AimiNg Is ZhuN... hARd 2 Kill... Damn sCary... g0t A fEW tiMes are Lik I sAW him Within A sec N ThEn i Was HeaDsh0ted bY him!!! 1 BullEt loR! DamN p0Rn... WitHin a hRr, KeCk CamE...Last TimE He EvErytime C wherE U Are, But n0w He duN liAo... YeA, I rMb Him tElliN Me A few Mths Ag0 tt He found ScreenIng not SupriSing... N n0w hE Is Realli N0t DoiNg Tt... HaHa... BUT wHeN he Is DEad, hE sh0w PPl WhEre is The EnemY!!! Haha, I did Tt 2... I tink EvERy1 diD tt... But It Was Realli Fun...we plaYed quiTe a no. of maps... de_aztec, de_cbble,(Yeah, Tis plACe Which fookie eveRytime CliMb tHE Wind0w ritE? Haha... 4 th0se hu dunno h0W 2 ClimB it, u CAn do So By Easily PressiNG 'Spacebar' n pREss The 4warD keY, usually 'W' at tHe LaddEr) N cs_italy n ThEn de_dust2... dE_aztec...I KepT DyIng In thE BeginniNg N Lian jie N keck waS liK... WoaH... HaHa... KEck's StaTs Was liK 6/2... Pro leH, I n0e EvERy1 is askiN "kEck g0t so pr0 meH?" Haha... 1st tiMe c his stats liDDat lor... Lian jie's statS wAS StunniNG... 12/2 i tink... wtF... mY sTats wooo, 9/8... THen, I bouGht AWP!!

HAHa, AFter Tt, My FraGs kept flYing liK TakiNG lifT... BuT AWP is realli Sorf oF A chEAt Gun Bah...1 shot, 1 death... bUt I dun Camp 1 lor, I chioNg wif AWP... tHen it Was cs_italY, it WAs totally poRn... Lots oF Back-stabbing fRm me... ThEre waS 1 timE i tot ADDiSon Dunno H0w 2 cliMb tHe winD0w nEar The maRkEt plACe, (or MaYb He Was 2 Big 2 climb arH, jkjk) , wAS On my wAy 2 back-stab them n saw addison here... vEri inTErESting... N hE killEd mE... TheRE wAS 1 Time WE all WEnT CraZy TrYiNg 2 Tell ouR teammATes WhEre 2 fiNd tHe EnEmy... Nic N Valentine if i wasNt Wr0ng... BoTh of Them WeRe TryiNG 2 Find Each oTher N we WeRe Lik EaCh TelliNg EaCH WhEre 2 Find The EnemY... iT WAs so FuNNy... Nic waS liK, WhEn I Tell him Go StraiGht, He will Walk rigHt...Lolz... All of us WeRe So ExciTied aS 2 trYiNg 2 Tell boTh of Them WhERe ThEY Are... In tHe end, i tink nic Was KillEd... hE SAy he WAs felT supEr StreSs WhEn we All Keep ShouTing... tHen, we Had tHe lASt Rd At De-Dust2... It WAs Realli FUN... The 1st fEw knife-rounds waS thE bESt mediCine... i Was lAugHin till i omoSt dr()ppeD... Yes, 4 on 3... Me on tHe 3 Side... EvErytime liDDat... It Was more thAn A cATchiNG gamE... s0me waS lik 3 GanGing me... my TeamMates DiEd Veri EarlY c0z we ARe OuT-numBerEd... Yes, There waS A rounD, i WAs the onlY guy Against tHe 4 of tHem... I stArtEd tHe CAtchiNg gAme, i new THe Map WEll so Was Abt 2 Survive A While...it Was liK so PoRn, EvEry corneRs u TuRn, u saW a Guy or maYb 2, holdiNg knifE runniNG 2wards u... U tried 2 retReat But founD tt BehinD was A coUple oF KnifERs, Os0 RunnIng 2Wards U... It is LikE A GaNgBaNg!!! I SlaSheD 1 2 DeAth UsiNg a No.of cliCks on The mouSe, tHe othEr 3 juz slaSh me wif A click... N it says... Counter-tErroiSts win... Then, ThERe WAs A RounD WhiCh i Was kEnA Killed 4 a no.of times constanTly, My Frag wAS stuCk 4 a few Rds... I tot of RushiNg of AWP... I bougHt 1 N tHen ScopEd the Double doors,thEre Fookie Was... LookiNg at mE...i immEdiately HeAdsh0t Him... It WAs lik So StunNing, Within 5 secs, Some1 was killEd... A nEW GuiNnEss WorlD recoRd l0r... I Realli Dint ExpeCt thE eNemy 2 b So fAst...

afTer PlaYing 4 A WhilE m0re, at aRD 2pm... Lian Jie SAy hE hAD 2 go N s0 WE hEaDed Off... we plaYed The Bill N thERe Was tHe Joke... She SAy my Bill n Lian jiE 1 4 the LANing wAs $5.20 eaCh... ThEn She Added A LinE "Zui Chi De Shi $*.**"... YEAH!!! SHe WAS riTe, Keck Was thE laTest... kEck Is EveRytime laTe ritE?? (duNNo Y My Wh0le NeiGhbouRh00d ShouTed "YES") WhEn She ReturnEd Us ouR Ez-liNk, Lian jiE diD someTink 'C()()l'... He thReW Keck's Ez-liNk inTo ThE DuSt-Bin In The LAN sh0p... Poor Keck wAS SeARchiNG in tT duSt-bin... Lolz... I wen ouT TiNkiN tt Lian jiE Hid it somewHERe, Nt in tHe DusTbin... ThEn, LateR I sAW KEck N LiaN Came Out wiF Keck TryiNG 2 Kick Lian jie's Ass In fr0nt of aN Old Auntie WhicH Has JuZ paSSed By...Keck, did Any1 Tell U tt Ur Kick WAs CuTE... I WAs lik LaugHiNG Until i AlmoSt Dr0ppeD... anYway... Tt's ThE LAN sh0p 4 U... tHe tiNk is... EveRytink Was oK, Xcept 4 the ChaiR... HAha...

Laughters iS tHe BesT MEDICINE!!! SO, LAugH m0RE!!!

If U GuYs WeReNt ThERe, mY laughtERs WlDnT b ThERE... Thx 4 All tHe mEdicInes...

11am, I WaS BrouGht Back fRm My DREamLand 2 tHE RealitY By My M0thER... She Was w0rRieD tt I WiLL LiK LatE AgaiN... I SloWly cRawl Out Of my BEd N WEn 2 ChEck My c0m... I hAF LeFt The C0m On thRu-ouT thE wh0le niTE 2 UpdAte My CounteR-Strike SouRce s0 aS 2 plaY oNlinE... ThEn i On tHe moNiT0r, wTf... it is onli 80+%... LasT nite it WAs 80%...Damn it... My nEt N c0m is s0 sloW... I 0ff tHe m0nitor N weN 2 wAsh-up N hEadEd 4 tHe hougAng Sp0rts Hall... YESss, i WAs laTe aGaiN... tHey WeRe AlrEadY plaYing BadMiNt0n liAo... Wooo, ThE wh0le BadMiNt0n Hall WaS empTy XcepT 4 oNli ouR CouRt... wHeN i Saw tHe Wh0lE BadminT0n WAs EmpTY... YeaH!!!!! I immEdiaTelY chAngEd inTo My 'FUN' Mask... Yes, My 1st OppoNeNt WAs KEck...

Haha... QuiTe HandS0me ritE?? but Realli la, hE WAs QuitE g00d aT BadmiNT0n leH... N0t louSier tHan Wei qin bY a thouSanD timES but At leaSt hundred times... While i WAs plaYing wif Him, I JuZ let MysElf BcuM a NuTs TT scREam N sh0Ut aT anytink... WhEthEr I lose a Ball or Win a bAll...(n0t ball la, is shuTTlec0ck)... MaYB i wAS 2 higH? lolz... I plaYed wif Keck till i WAs lik, lying 0n the Floor, gaspiNG 4 Air... AFtER I endEd the 1st MatCh (hU win? I duNnO c0z WE dUn CounT PoinTs), mY nXt chAlleNgER, WeiGhing Onli 250 pounDSssss(Fake 1 la), VALENTINE!!!( The guY in BluE shirt)

b4 i sTaRted plaYing wif Him, i WAs lik Half-dead... lASt time in Sch When plaYing bAdmInt0n dUriNg P.E, I rmb I Ask Him 2 constantlY hit The shuTTlec0ck 2 me N I hit 2 him 4 20 times n0n-stop... I rmb b0th of uS DeaD-tiRed afTer TT... It WAs rEalli TortUriNG!! s0 Tis time, i Ask him 2 g0 4 the Same TiNK Again, But We jUz CAnt AchiEve The 20 timES... Haha, s0 hAD n0 choIce But 2 plAy tHe norMal Way lor... after A Few minS, i wAs on The fl00r agaiN... TotAlly TiRed... I dunn0 Y lEh, But tHey SAy iT was Bc0z of My Style of playing BadMint0n... It WAs liK evEry 2 balls I wld Jump 1 timE 2 hiT N tHeN shouT vEry louD 2 GatHEr My StRenGth... N my OppoNenTs vEri cuNNing, Make Me Run hEre N THere n0n-st0p... Ya, Thx U keck... tHen, I Team Up Wif WEi qiN t(hE GuY iN Red shirT...) 2 VS KECK N NiC(tHE 1 HolDiN hiS Tie 2 FEEd My HunGEr) thE wh0le MaTch loTs oF timES wAs hit bY wEi Qin... My j0B? lAuGh aT Nic N kEck... lolz... TheN, Keck Wen 4 a Break N I wEn oVer 2 Nic's siDe 2 chaLLenge Wei Qin...Okie, hE go EAsy on Us liao Yet We cant wiN hIm... 2 pr0 liao... Badmint0n tEam lor... Haha... AfteR a While I weN 2 plaY wiF AddiS0n, The VEry 'BIG' opp0nenT...(sori la, big is cool loR, nt liK me S0 ShorT!) Well, plaYiNG wiF ADDis0n Was scARy, His TaleS of His ShUttlec0ck HittiNG ppl'S *toot*... Wooo.... I dun WAn tt...buT whEn i Realli PlaY wiF Him, He iS quiTe gEntle... n0t as sCAry As He saYs... He N i EvEn SucCeeDed HitTing The ShuTTlec0ck Non-stop 2 eacH otHer 4 arD 30 times... Cool! AFtER A whilE, I wen 2 WEi Qin... 1 on 1... Yeah... it Was A sh0Rt traiNiNG Frm Him 2 Impr0ve my BasiCs... well, His SmAsh wAs... P O W E R!! Damn PORN...I caNt EvEn C his Ball... JuZ tHe REsulTs frm tt SmaSh... hmmm... MaYb 1 day i caN do it 2!(lookiNg at ThE sKY N imAginE.... i EvERytimE Crap Abt SmaShiNG wiF A DRAg0n Behind Me... so poWEr... yEa, Hao liAn 2 DeRek n Wei Qin...CAn it HappeN?)

wEn 4 a Break AfteR tt TrainiNG, N i Wen 2 Take On my 'Big' Opp0nEnt, 1 on 1... n0w n0 going easy 4 me liAo buT tHere Was S0metink Tt's Makin uS oFF-foRm... ThE tiRednESs... 1 hr n 45 mins of runNing Ard N shouTiNG my LuNgs oUt 4 me... 4 him, i Dunn0 wat he had d0ne buT he is Os0 half-dead... WE plaYed 4 15 minS N 4 me i waS liK, no no... Dun SmAsH... N AddiS0n will jump N senD me A Damn SmAsh... i onli REcEivE 2 of hiS SmaShEs... Others smaShes WEre liK so Fast or s0 FAr... tHen when it ReaChes 2pm, we weN 2 thE cAnTeeN 2 EAt... Hmmm... I bouGht A PlaTe oF Bee h00n Wif a hASh br0wn N A satay of SeSame Chicken... $2.60... nt bad... I was EatiNg at my Seat... I tAstEd tHe Hash br0wn 1st...mY TEeth dun go iNto tHe Hash br0wN tt EasY...Hmmm...quiTe hArd... tHen, keck c0me N teLL me, "Lam, tHe auntiE tell me n0t 2 buy The HarsH br0wns leH... She say vEry haRd..." Hmmm... do i LooK S0 Inn0cEnt tt The AuntiE wAnnA bluFF my cASh or izzit ShE d0esnt n0e?? anYway, We WeNt h0me afTer EatiNG... Dun fEEl lik GoiNg AnYwHere bC0z i Am StickY...

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