
Still plaYiNG CounTer-StRikE LAN? Hmmm... WEll, i AM plaYiNg CounTEr-StrikE SOURCE LAN liao!!!
tis map was... C00l... I WAs in T, WEll, ThEre Was 1 gUy I wlD b AfrAid 2 go Face 2 FAce... Liannie, Haha... His AimiNg Is ZhuN... hARd 2 Kill... Damn sCary... g0t A fEW tiMes are Lik I sAW him Within A sec N ThEn i Was HeaDsh0ted bY him!!! 1 BullEt loR! DamN p0Rn... WitHin a hRr, KeCk CamE...Last TimE He EvErytime C wherE U Are, But n0w He duN liAo... YeA, I rMb Him tElliN Me A few Mths Ag0 tt He found ScreenIng not SupriSing... N n0w hE Is Realli N0t DoiNg Tt... HaHa... BUT wHeN he Is DEad, hE sh0w PPl WhEre is The EnemY!!! Haha, I did Tt 2... I tink EvERy1 diD tt... But It Was Realli Fun...we plaYed quiTe a no. of maps... de_aztec,
de_cbble,
(Yeah, Tis plACe Which fookie eveRytime CliMb tHE Wind0w ritE?
Haha... 4 th0se hu dunno h0W 2 ClimB it, u CAn do So By Easily PressiNG 'Spacebar' n pREss The 4warD keY, usually 'W' at tHe LaddEr) N cs_italy
n ThEn de_dust2...
dE_aztec...I KepT DyIng In thE BeginniNg N Lian jie N keck waS liK... WoaH... HaHa... KEck's StaTs Was liK 6/2... Pro leH, I n0e EvERy1 is askiN "kEck g0t so pr0 meH?" Haha... 1st tiMe c his stats liDDat lor... Lian jie's statS wAS StunniNG... 12/2 i tink... wtF... mY sTats wooo, 9/8... THen, I bouGht AWP!!
HAHa, AFter Tt, My FraGs kept flYing liK TakiNG lifT... BuT AWP is realli Sorf oF A chEAt Gun Bah...1 shot, 1 death... bUt I dun Camp 1 lor, I chioNg wif AWP... tHen it Was cs_italY, it WAs totally poRn... Lots oF Back-stabbing fRm me... ThEre waS 1 timE i tot ADDiSon Dunno H0w 2 cliMb tHe winD0w nEar The maRkEt plACe, (or MaYb He Was 2 Big 2 climb arH, jkjk) , wAS On my wAy 2 back-stab them n saw addison here...
vEri inTErESting... N hE killEd mE... TheRE wAS 1 Time WE all WEnT CraZy TrYiNg 2 Tell ouR teammATes WhEre 2 fiNd tHe EnEmy... Nic N Valentine if i wasNt Wr0ng... BoTh of Them WeRe TryiNG 2 Find Each oTher N we WeRe Lik EaCh TelliNg EaCH WhEre 2 Find The EnemY... iT WAs so FuNNy... Nic waS liK, WhEn I Tell him Go StraiGht, He will Walk rigHt...Lolz... All of us WeRe So ExciTied aS 2 trYiNg 2 Tell boTh of Them WhERe ThEY Are... In tHe end, i tink nic Was KillEd... hE SAy he WAs felT supEr StreSs WhEn we All Keep ShouTing... tHen, we Had tHe lASt Rd At De-Dust2... It WAs Realli FUN... The 1st fEw knife-rounds waS thE bESt mediCine... i Was lAugHin till i omoSt dr()ppeD... Yes, 4 on 3... Me on tHe 3 Side... EvErytime liDDat... It Was more thAn A cATchiNG gamE... s0me waS lik 3 GanGing me... my TeamMates DiEd Veri EarlY c0z we ARe OuT-numBerEd... Yes, There waS A rounD, i WAs the onlY guy Against tHe 4 of tHem... I stArtEd tHe CAtchiNg gAme, i new THe Map WEll so Was Abt 2 Survive A While...it Was liK so PoRn, EvEry corneRs u TuRn, u saW a Guy or maYb 2, holdiNg knifE runniNG 2wards u... U tried 2 retReat But founD tt BehinD was A coUple oF KnifERs, Os0 RunnIng 2Wards U... It is LikE A GaNgBaNg!!! I SlaSheD 1 2 DeAth UsiNg a No.of cliCks on The mouSe, tHe othEr 3 juz slaSh me wif A click... N it says... Counter-tErroiSts win... Then, ThERe WAs A RounD WhiCh i Was kEnA Killed 4 a no.of times constanTly, My Frag wAS stuCk 4 a few Rds... I tot of RushiNg of AWP... I bougHt 1 N tHen ScopEd the Double doors,
thEre Fookie Was... LookiNg at mE...i immEdiately HeAdsh0t Him... It WAs lik So StunNing, Within 5 secs, Some1 was killEd... A nEW GuiNnEss WorlD recoRd l0r... I Realli Dint ExpeCt thE eNemy 2 b So fAst...
afTer PlaYing 4 A WhilE m0re, at aRD 2pm... Lian Jie SAy hE hAD 2 go N s0 WE hEaDed Off... we plaYed The Bill N thERe Was tHe Joke... She SAy my Bill n Lian jiE 1 4 the LANing wAs $5.20 eaCh... ThEn She Added A LinE "Zui Chi De Shi $*.**"... YEAH!!! SHe WAS riTe, Keck Was thE laTest... kEck Is EveRytime laTe ritE?? (duNNo Y My Wh0le NeiGhbouRh00d ShouTed "YES") WhEn She ReturnEd Us ouR Ez-liNk, Lian jiE diD someTink 'C()()l'... He thReW Keck's Ez-liNk inTo ThE DuSt-Bin In The LAN sh0p... Poor Keck wAS SeARchiNG in tT duSt-bin... Lolz... I wen ouT TiNkiN tt Lian jiE Hid it somewHERe, Nt in tHe DusTbin... ThEn, LateR I sAW KEck N LiaN Came Out wiF Keck TryiNG 2 Kick Lian jie's Ass In fr0nt of aN Old Auntie WhicH Has JuZ paSSed By...Keck, did Any1 Tell U tt Ur Kick WAs CuTE... I WAs lik LaugHiNG Until i AlmoSt Dr0ppeD... anYway... Tt's ThE LAN sh0p 4 U... tHe tiNk is... EveRytink Was oK, Xcept 4 the ChaiR... HAha...
Laughters iS tHe BesT MEDICINE!!! SO, LAugH m0RE!!!
If U GuYs WeReNt ThERe, mY laughtERs WlDnT b ThERE... Thx 4 All tHe mEdicInes...