Thursday, September 11, 2008
4:03 AM
Fuck The Beetle!!!
I oways haf this fucking tot that either my past life is a King of an Insect or Insects realli hate me... I am now typing this blog wif fear of being attacked by tis Beetle that had somehow or rather flies into my room and is now settling down somewhere b4 he flies out to attack me again. Seriously, I fucking wanna kill them now... Since a long time ago, I am oways aimmed by insects... Some of u may haf hear the story some may not. Any insects that appear in my hse will charge towards me somehow or rather. Maybe 5-10 yrs ago, I rmb watching either a damn horror show or a thriller wif my dad, and so I was like damn intrigued in the film when suddenly, the sound effect or a hard skeleton hitting on the ceilings and the lights, you look up and u see tis fucking brown flying nonsense... Let's CLOSE UP!!!
OMG!!! Searching for just that pic seriously make me wanna die... But then again, there are cute beetles around la, for eg. LadyBird!!! Cmon, I dare to hold them on my hand lor, they are damn cute but not tis... Anw, thanks 2 pea the director of my Dog Pro that makes me having to take video of the dung beetle, I have to take like 5-6 dung beetles home...
I wanted to film them but had no time and wat's worst was that THEY ARE BEETLES, I have to forced myself to look at the 3 sections they have and how they slowly move ard wif their hairy legs and let's just be glad they did not take the license to fly. HENG!!!! If not, I would just wear my NPCC boots, blast my music and crush them all to death. Why blast music? Cos just the imaginary crushing sound effects is enuff 2 make me develop serious goosebumps... EEEEEEEEEEEEeeee...
Thanks so much for the Sidetrack, now lets get back to me and my father's bonding session. LOL. I was like wtf after I saw the beetle but keep forcing myself to get into the film again when suddenly, the beetle landed on my leg, I swinged it away and then it flies up high to the ceiling and charge back down again but miss me cos I dodged. After that, I 4got wat happened liao. But I tink I lost my concentration of the film, the beetle took it. That Son of a Beetle... A lot of times when I am watching TV in the living room, my whole family is there but they will just fucking charge me, alone, I looked at them from the same living room as my family but then they will just look at me and charge at me... The impact of a beetle charging towards you while you look str. in its face is realli more scary than that of a nuclear missle. Damnnnnn Sickkkkkkkk...
*That Bitch just fly past me now and landed on my bed, HOLY SHIT*
Anw, I haf a backstory to why I scare of beetle. When I am in my Sec 1 or 2, I rmb lying down on this computer chair and was still wearing my montfort shirt wif its collar up, then suddenly, was just chilling when I feel sometink crawling on my hair, but I ignore it, tinking it was my collar when that tink crawl again even though I nv move my body, HOLY SHITTTT... I use my hand to take that 'collar' off my hair when I touch this hard, moving shell... I str. away stand up and fling it away and go away... You cant imagine how much shampoo I use that day but yes, I wash away that dirt it put on my hair, but I will never wash that memory off me...
Another backstory has nth to do wif beetle but just insects, I wake up one day when my mother just tell me the prev. day I had a cockroach that crawl over my face when I was slping on the mattress on the floor and my brother don't dare to do anytink and call for my mum and my mum was the one who get rid of the cockroach when I was in my dreamland... OMG!!! (I tink its the cause of my pimples, no la, I had them b4 that cockroach did its merry-go-round on my face).
The last backstory is actually the lesson to learn of not laughing at ppl loudly, I rmb, I got choked onto a dunno wat the fuck insect it is when I was laughing at my fren in this open space in Montfort, quite near the bookshop, just below the clock that area. I just rmb laughing so loud and happy when sometink just fly in and I started choking and I choke out this little insect, drowning in my saliva. Damn emo... The other incident was when I was eating durians wif my family and was oso laughing but 4got the reason why when suddenly that kind of flying ant, that kind that got attracted to lights in ur hse, flied into my mouth. I spit it out and same scenario, you see tis insect drown in my saliva, wif a little bit of durian...
Anw, now that I blog finish, I don't really hear any moments from that beetle... Well, wish me luck, I am going to bath now... Goodbye...
I wanted to film them but had no time and wat's worst was that THEY ARE BEETLES, I have to forced myself to look at the 3 sections they have and how they slowly move ard wif their hairy legs and let's just be glad they did not take the license to fly. HENG!!!! If not, I would just wear my NPCC boots, blast my music and crush them all to death. Why blast music? Cos just the imaginary crushing sound effects is enuff 2 make me develop serious goosebumps... EEEEEEEEEEEEeeee...